Do you know how BIG A BUS IS?

This is the best thing that's ever happened to buses, storage, television, and drunks.

Ever.

In the history of history.

And I also like that we are all his friends from the get-go.

Peep more awesomeness at the website he so lovingly directs us to.

The first sentences of the website's welcome page are:

"Tobias R. Jones, "Toby", [sic] grew up idolizing his favorite hood rapper Pokey Da Hot Spitta.  He followed his idol's life and gained employment as a Street Pharmaceutical Sales Rep [ed's note: drug dealer] in 2003.  Toby held on to that job for a year before he saw his Distribution Manager [ed's note: oh, sure] get shot.  Toby realized that the street life was not for him."

Good call, Toby.

You can't make this shit up.

Credit for finding this gem goes to my friend GD Kimble in NYC.  

(And PS, sadly, this guy is a Chicago-area comic who doesn't actually store anything anywheres.)