I just had a cute-stroke

Pygmy Jerboa.

A what?

I dunno, dude, but I want like 50 of 'em.

How to be Cool.

That's how.

if you like it then you should've put it on youtube

So I know the Single Ladies dance is SO last year (and SO played out), but please check out the undergrads at my academic institution.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjnpIeBXuy8

(Oh, that place they are? That's Emerson's permanent Castle campus in Well, Netherlands.)

I have the saaaadest liiiife.

Oh, how I've been waiting for this Grey Gardens movie.

Waiting to judge it.

Will I love it?  

I adore the source material.

Will I hate it?  

I despise Drew Barrymore.  She is a movie-ruiner.

It's anyone's game at this point, but what's for sure and certain is that a shitton of gay men and I have been waiting for this event for a long time, and we're giddy with anticipation.