Showing posts with label Film. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Film. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

The Worst Duos to Rely on to Save All of Humanity: The Competition Continues


The Worst Duos to Rely on 
to Save Humanity
Round 2

Jacob:

Chelsea:

Jacob:
Chelsea:

Jacob:
Chelsea:

which is equivalent to


Jacob:
Chelsea:

Jacob:

Chelsea:
Jacob:
Chelsea:
Jacob:
disqualified due to Whitney's already being used, 
and Kostner's obvious ability to kick ass

Chelsea:
Jacob:
Chelsea:

As always, the final judgment call is yours, dear reader.

Friday, June 19, 2009

The Worst Duos to Rely on to Save All of Humanity: A Competition

I believe the name of the challenge is sufficient to explain it.
Jacob and I have been going back and forth all morning.
Below is Round One.

The Worst Duos to Rely on 
to Save Humanity


JACOB:

CHELSEA:

JACOB:
CHELSEA:


JACOB:

CHELSEA:

JACOB:

CHELSEA:

JACOB:

CHELSEA:

Who got served?
You be the judge!

Monday, June 15, 2009

Ed Westwick cast in Wuthering Heights Remake

You know, this movie is probably going to blow.
And I'm probably going to see it in theatres.

I can't help it.
I love me some Chuck Bass.
He's the only one who ever does anything interesting on Gossip Girl.


Recent Bond girl — and Royal Academy of Dramatic Art-trained actress —  will star with Gossip Girl hunk Ed Westwick in the story of the complicated love between Cathy and Heathcliff.

Director Peter Webber hopes to begin filming Emily Bronte’s tale by the autumn.

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Monday, April 6, 2009

If this doesn't make you smile, I give up.

Just turn your speakers on and watch it.



Thanks, T&L.

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

From One of the Most Beloved Books of My Childhood...

Inside every one of us, there is a wild thing.



And I'm stoked that the monsters aren't CGI nonsense.

Monday, March 16, 2009

HEY! CUT THAT OUT!

First off, this movie looks HORRENDOUS,
and second off, it most DEF did not come out last summer.




Ugh.
Some more of our sacred, sacred young adult fiction massacred and maimed.
Erlack!

Friday, March 13, 2009

geeky cool

If you wanted to know what that guy from Evil Squirrel looks like in his home environment, here's the only chance you'll likely ever have to see it.

I wonder who they'll profile next.



Wired.com's new "Secret Lives" series looks at individuals you encounter every day and reveals a side of them you normally wouldn't see.

What better profession to begin with than the comic store employee? And what better time to start than now, as the WonderCon comic convention invades San Francisco this weekend?

From the sassy princess of underground comics to the pajama-wearing ex-convict, your local pulp-pushers are anything but ordinary. We've profiled nine comic crusaders, five from New York and four from the San Francisco Bay Area, photographing them in their shops and at home. We asked each employee roughly the same questions, and their responses are published alongside their photos.


The pictures almost make me want to work in a comic book store.
Almost.
It's just that they make it look like the new Empire Records.

"Sinead O'Rebellion!  Shock me, shock me, shock me with that deviant behavior."

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

I have the saaaadest liiiife.

Oh, how I've been waiting for this Grey Gardens movie.
Waiting to judge it.

Will I love it?  


Will I hate it?  
I despise Drew Barrymore.  She is a movie-ruiner.



It's anyone's game at this point, but what's for sure and certain is that a shitton of gay men and I have been waiting for this event for a long time, and we're giddy with anticipation.

Saturday, March 7, 2009

Lovely



























I am prepared for amazing things to happen.

I can handle it.

(photo from wisebread.com)
(quote from Me and You and Everyone We Know)

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Go see Coraline

Or, as I call it:
Shut Up, Kid, You're Not Bored.



It is art.
It is a fright.
It is a delightful way to spend some time in 3D.

Friday, February 6, 2009

1000 novels everyone must read: the definitive list

photo courtesy of Met Home (?)


Go here and let's just see who's got bragging rights.

movies do not count as books, people!

I've read 32 (and seen 42 as movies.)

Who has HBO?? Who has it?


Seriously, I need a place to be watching this...

"Quirky French director Michel Gondry (Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind) teams up with HBO’s equally off-kilter series, The Flight of the Conchords,and the resulting episode — “Unnatural Love,” which airs February 15 — is pure, unadulterated pleasure.

The Conchords, of course, are a New Zealand folk band. But the love interest here is Australian, and that allows for endless, over-the-top Aussie jokes (expect plenty of references to the continent’s criminal past). As for Gondry, his distinctive, dreamlike touch turns both of the episode’s musical numbers into surreal showstoppers."

--From Very Short List, 6 Feb 09



Monday, January 26, 2009

Dakota Fanning may play Jane in the new Twilight movie


Dakota Fanning Calls New Moon Role 'Fantastic'

a line has been drawn in the sand:

pro-dakota: norma & chelsea
anti-dakota: lauren & claudia