Showing posts with label Challenges. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Challenges. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

The Worst Duos to Rely on to Save All of Humanity: The Competition Continues


The Worst Duos to Rely on 
to Save Humanity
Round 2

Jacob:

Chelsea:

Jacob:
Chelsea:

Jacob:
Chelsea:

which is equivalent to


Jacob:
Chelsea:

Jacob:

Chelsea:
Jacob:
Chelsea:
Jacob:
disqualified due to Whitney's already being used, 
and Kostner's obvious ability to kick ass

Chelsea:
Jacob:
Chelsea:

As always, the final judgment call is yours, dear reader.

Friday, June 19, 2009

The Worst Duos to Rely on to Save All of Humanity: A Competition

I believe the name of the challenge is sufficient to explain it.
Jacob and I have been going back and forth all morning.
Below is Round One.

The Worst Duos to Rely on 
to Save Humanity


JACOB:

CHELSEA:

JACOB:
CHELSEA:


JACOB:

CHELSEA:

JACOB:

CHELSEA:

JACOB:

CHELSEA:

Who got served?
You be the judge!

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

The V-Day Mixtape Challenge: COMPILED


And if you were dating all 4 of us and we REALLY REALLY liked you, we'd probably include this supplemental b-sides disc with the following runner-up songs.
  • Gotta Have You (The Weepies)
  • Yellow (Coldplay)
  • Elevator Love Letter (Stars)
  • All of Me (Billie Holiday)
  • Feels Like Home (Chantal Kreviazuk)
  • Secret Smile (Semisonic)
  • Sea of Love (Cat Power)
  • Strangers in a Car (Marc Cohn)
  • I Will (The Beatles)
  • Amber (311)
  • You are the Best Thing (Ray LaMontagne)
  • Sway (Bic Runga)
  • Under My Thumb (The Rolling Stones)

Read the original justifications of our taste here:


xoxoxo

Thursday, February 19, 2009

mixtape challenge: shut up, I've been busy

Mixtape Challenge: Lauren

Ok, I came up with the following list based on what I'm listening to right now & what just randomly popped into my head (since most of my favorites were STOLEN by my ALLEGED FRIENDS). Here's what I got. (I would make it all pretty & formatted & insert album covers, but I'm at work & therefore gotta make it quick.)

1. "A Message" - Coldplay
This song is so sweet, great to sing, and it breaks my fuckin HEART when he wails "I looooove you, PLEEEASE come hooome!" at the end.

2. "My Love for You is Real" - Ryan Adams
This plays on Starbucks right now, and I hadn't previously heard it (he's so sneaky about letting you think you know all his music and then BAM, outta left field, he's put one out in some genre you didn't even know about, and it's The Greatest Thing You've Heard Since You Last Discovered One of His Albums). Anyway, if you can get over the recent Mandy Moore Engagement WTF-ness, you will fall in love with this song. Fave lyric: "It's river-long/ rock-strong/ true & wild as hell./ Honey now/ my love/ for you/ is real."
(Actually, the lyrics-look-up-sites are in dispute about the "true & wild as hell" part, but that's what I think he's saying and I love it.)

3. "Linger" - the Cranberries
Come on, I don't have to explain this. "You know I'm such a fool for you."

4. "Keep On Lovin You" - REO Speedwagon
This song makes me fist-pump harder than any other 80's ballad. I love it. I think my favorite line is "Instead you lay still in the grass/ all coiled up and hissin" because he uses the correct conjugation of "lie," which I don't even do. Props.

5. "Madly" - Tristan Prettyman *I had it misspelled earlier
This is another one I learned of through Starbucks, and it's really fun & catchy. Also, it's about knowing you should be over someone but not being able to let them go. Which I can relate to right now. (Shut up.) And my favorite thing about it is not a specific lyric, but the claps/rhythmic guitar pattern in the verses.

BAM!

Saturday, February 14, 2009

Chiming In

mixtape challenge: SMASHLEY





1. The Temptations: The Way You Do The Things You Do (1964)
I love this song and it always makes me happy. I remember this song at my aunt and uncle's wedding when I was 10 years old. This is exactly how you would want someone to think of you and hopefully spend time with them. It sounds like how good love should sound.
"well, you could've been anything that you wanted to
and i can tell, the way you do the things you do."

2. The Postal Service: Nothing Better (2003)
"will someone please call a surgeon, who can crack my ribs and repair this broken heart."
Is there any more I need to say? This song is amazing.
Sidenote: used this song as a project in my choreography/improv dance class senior year. one of my favorite projects.


3. Bob Marley: Waiting in Vain (1977)
This is a tough one so I'll just spit it out. I started to fall in love with someone to this song. I remember the moment and the day and this song was playing. And now, it hurts to listen to. But other than the nausea that now accompanies this song, it's fantastic. I love Marley. So I better suck it up if I want to listen to him at all this summer.
"from the very first time I rest my eyes on you girl
my heart says follow through"
le sigh.

4. Justin Timberlake: LoveStoned/I Think She Knows Interlude (2006)
Well, Justin is my boyfriend of 10 years. We make sweet sweet love ALL the time.
This song is so sexy. It's like you're in a club surrounded by people and all of sudden, he notices you and wants you and then you dance together and get close. As Claud would say, "HOT." And then the song turns into the interlude and your out of the club and gettin' busy. UGH. I'm such a shameless ho.
I'm going to take a cold shower now.
"and now i walk around without a care.
she's got me hooked, it just ain't fair
i'm lovestoned and i could swear
that she knows. i think that she knows."

5. Iron and Wine: Such Great Heights (2006)
So poetic and cozy. And yes, this is technically a Postal Service song but this version is so lovely. It sounds like snuggling on a rainy day.
"and true, it may seem like a stretch, but

its thoughts like this that catch my troubled
head when you're away when I am missing you to death"

Runner-ups:

Coldplay: Yellow
Billie Holiday: All of me.
Cat Power: Sea of Love
The Beatles: I Will
311: Amber
The Rolling Stones: Under My Thumb



I'm going to puke now.
HAPPY SINGLES AWARENESS DAY!

Friday, February 13, 2009

Got your tape and it changed my mind

Mixtape Challenge: Chelsea






Okay, Claudia stole "A Case of You," but I bartered with her for this first one:
  • Jeff Buckley "Lover, You Should Have Come Over" (1994)
This song breathes sex. The whole album is liquid love, but this song in particular just drives it home. The thing is, though, that the lyrics are also poignant and haunting. I know that word gets used a lot to describe Buckley, but come on, folks. I have to thank Claud for introducing me to this song during college. I know I've fallen asleep to it 1000 times.
It's never over, my kingdom for a kiss upon her shoulder
It's never over, all my riches for her smiles when I slept so soft against her
It's never over, all my blood for the sweetness of her laughter
It's never over, she's the tear that hangs inside my soul forever
  • Jim Croce "Had to Say I Love You in a Song" (1974)
Any long-haired man or woman from the 70s with an acoustic guitar is always going to have a special place in my heart. I blame this on my parents. I've been listening to Jim Croce since the cradle, and this might not even be my favorite song of his, but it's just stunning in its simplicity and honesty. Here's a guy who can't get the words out to tell his beloved how he feels, so he wakes her up in the middle of the night to sing her a song he wrote. And it's A FORKING TRUE STORY!! Croce really wrote that song for his wife and woke her up with with it! And then it wasn't released until after he had died in that plane crash. Can you imagine being her? Jeezum. Anyway, it's perfect.
Every time the time was right all the words just came out wrong
So I'll have to say 'I love you' in a song.
  • Frances Cabrel "Je t'aimais, je t'aime, je t'aimerai" (1995)
I think Andrew West is actually the one we can thank for putting this on a French CD he made for us after we all got back from Nova Scotia after my second summer at French camp, the summer I turned 17. The lyrics just make the heart ACHE, y'all. I know they're in French, but it's worth your time to look up a translation, believe me. The love story is epic! The title translates to "I have loved you, I love you, I will love you" (not "I love the door, I love the floor, I love you" as Jenny Byrd once believed). We all used to say we'd have this played at our weddings, but Claud's the only one of us who's actually had one of those and she totally fell down on the job.
Mais quoi que tu fasses / L'amour est partout ou tu regardes
Dans les moindres recoins de l'espace / Dans les moindre rêve où tu t'attardes
(But whatever you do / Love is everywhere you look)
(In the tiniest corner of space / In the smallest dream where you linger)
  • The Counting Crows "Anna Begins" (1993)
I have loved me some Counting Crows since the 6th grade. I have to thank Katy Allgood, wherever she may be, for introducing me to them during a lip-syncing contest at her slumber party that year. And Lauren has a point that Adam Duritz is the sexiest ugly man alive. On a somber note, I have seen the Crows live twice, and they have never played this song. But it's everyone favorite! It's about falling in love way too fast, and realizing it's happening, and freaking out a whole lot, but staying in it because something in your brain says this. is. it. So thanks, Adam. Before I really knew about anything, you taught me about true love.
Every time she sneezes, I believe it's love
And oh Lord, I'm not ready for this kind of thing
  • Billy Joel "She's Always a Woman" (1977)
This is, again, going back to my childhood years. My dad is a HUGE Billy Joel fan. It's hard to pick one Joel song about love that's better than the others, but I have always had a huge affinity for this one. It's kinda trite, it's kinda played out, but you know what, I still wish that someone could look at me with all my faults and all my insecurities and all my complex attributes and say, "Fuck it. I love her anyway." My best friend in high school, Gregory, used to play this on the piano and my heart would melt.
She can ruin your faith with her casual lies
And she only reveals what she wants you to see
She hides like a child
But she's always a woman to me
Runners up include
  • "Elevator Love Letter" by Stars
  • "You're the Best Thing that Ever Happened to Me" by Ray LaMontagne
  • "Feels Like Home" by Chantal Kreviazuk
  • "Strangers in a Car" by Marc Cohn (which I put on EVERY SINGLE mix CD I made in high school and college. You girls remember that.)

(I cut a tape of my favorite songs...)

Mixtape Challenge: Claudia

via ableandgame


1. A Case of You - Joni Mitchell (1974)

The best version (in my opinion) is off of Miles of Aisles. I dare you to listen to this song and not feel something. Lauren first introduced me to this song (and all things Joni) our senior year of high school. This song in particular struck a chord with me due to its references to Canada (where we had just spent the summer) and my memory of a certain someone I met there. Now I just love it for what it is: one of the most achingly beautiful songs I know...
I remember the time that you told me, you said/ "Love is touching souls"/ Surely you touched mine/ Cause part of you pours out of me/In these lines from time to time

2. Sex on Fire - Kings of Leon (2008)

As the name suggests, it's hot and sexy. Hot as a fever, rattling bones/I could just taste it, taste it/If it's not forever, if it's just tonight/ It's still the greatest, the greatest/ You, your sex is on fire/Consumed with what's to transpire. Lead vocalist Caleb Followill puts it best, "there's always been an element of sex in our music, so I thought I'd just wrap it all up in one song..."


3. Let You Down - Dave Matthews Band (1996)

I know some of you are so over DMB, but you cannot deny this is a great song. To this day, it is my my all-time favorite of theirs. Both the lyrics and Dave's singing voice are playful and seductive: I have no lid upon my head, but if I did/ You could look inside and see what's on my mind/ Oh, it's you.

4. I'm on Fire - Bruce Springsteen (1984)

This song is almost as old as I am, but you can't argue with The Boss. Such a great ode to forbidden love (or lust.) Hey little girl is your daddy home/ Did he go away and leave you all alone/I got a bad desire/ Oh, I'm on fire/Tell me now baby is he good to you/ Can he do to you the things that I do?/I can take you higher/ Oh, I'm on fire

5. Under You - Better than Ezra (1998)

This song will always and forever remind me of college. I'm sure Chelsea, Lauren, and I drove around the lakes singing this at the top of our longs as we did with many, many songs. I love it because of the whole "love is all you need" vibe (And Ramen noodles at 4:30 in the morning/Where we barely could survive,/I was never more alive) and because of the way he lets her memory overtake him completely (Under you, I feel your blood flowing out slowly/Under you, let go completely feeling you take over me/Take over me.)


Runners up for the mixtape are: "Sway" by Bic Runga because it is such a "loving you from afar" ballad (I'm practicing your name so I can say it to your face...) and "Secret Smile" by Semisonic because of that whole "behind closed doors" vibe -- Nobody knows it, but you've got a secret smile, and you use it only for me...

Feel free to comment with your own suggestions and/or reasons why my picks rock/suck. Happy Valentine's Day everyone!

The V-Day Mixtape Beat-Down


All right, ladies.
It's time to compose our first-ever High Fidelity-style mixtape.

This is in honor of Valentine's Day tomorrow.
You have 24 hours.
Challenge: Issued.

Guidelines:
  1. Submit 5 love songs, any genre
  2. Give the name of the song, name of the artist (preferred, not original), and year of recording (preferred, not original); do not use an artist more than once
  3. Tell us your favorite line, the one that drives the point home
  4. Give us a little background on when you fell in love with the song or why you think it's perfect
  5. Tell us if you love this song because of or in spite of a particular person or time in your life
And DO NOT try to use any Jeff Buckley or Joni Mitchell, as Claud and I have already come to blows over these two artists.
Let's try to minimize the redundancies.

This will result in the greatest 20-song Valentine's Mixtape Ever!!!

And we can put this on the cover.