OH. MY. GAWD.

Y'all.

I can't even DEAL with this.

WHY DON'T I GET THIS CHANNEL?

Tom and Lorenzo have found for us all a veritable Aladdin's Den of fabulous bitchery: 

RuPaul's Drag Race

You can watch it on Logo (which might be a fictional channel)

or

They have the entire thing posted here.

I can't even breathe right now.

MAKE THIS A PRIORITY.

Quoth Uncles Tom and Lorenzo:

After that, it was Project Runway time as the queens wiped off their makeup and got busy with their dress forms. Miss Ru explained the challenge in a way Tim Gunn never would: "To help you accessorize, we went to the Dollar Store and got you a whole bunch of crap," and then added a tagline that just might put "Make it work" to rest:

"Make me proud, and remember, don't fuck it up."

...

And the kissoff line that outdoes all the others, from "Auf Wiedersehen" to "See you later, decorator," to "Pack up your knives and go," NOTHING can top Ru's sendoff:

"Sashay, away. I hope you take this experience back home with you and continue to do what you do best and inspire the children."

Seriously, bitches. You need to be watching this. It's both a hellaciously fun reality competition while at the same time it's a dead-on satire of them.