Emo-mocking Quotes of the Day

From our own Lauren Michaud:

"I could just write a continuous blog about the activities that go down in the Emerson library.  This place is an awkward emo shit show."

Also...

From the Desk of Fuck You, Penguin:

"I (almost) respect the effort, but I don't care that your horns kind of match the tree, that emo haircut of yours is not botanical."