Bai Ling interviews read like transcripts from Insanityland

The San Francisco Chronicle recently had the balls to ask Bai Ling five entire questions.

The answers are made of sweet, sweet crazy (check it out here).

Q: What are these "Band-Aids of Truth" you wear on your legs?

A: I have a little spirit (who talks to me); she's crazy, extreme and she has her own little world and does whatever she wants to do, a show-off. I use the Band-Aids and I write messages. I just write things so unique, and you know when you have a scar you can't hide it, so I make kind of a trend. I was filming a movie with Ben Affleck and Rebecca Romijn ("Man About Town"). We were fighting - like a girl fight on the floor - and I scratched myself here (pointing to her knee), so I went to this event and I put a Band-Aid on. It was so ugly, so I cut Brad Pitt's head here and the other side was Quentin Tarantino.

I must MUST have her book, Nipples (yes, really), when it emerges!

Let's make this happen.

There is also an amazing Movieline interview for us here.

Q: What kind of movies would you like to make if you could have your choice?

A: I deserve so much more than the roles I get offered now. I’m one of the best actresses. One day I will win an Oscar. I’m already winning it. I just have to find the platform to show it. I’m already winning it! I’ve got that talent.

And thanks to the GFY gals for alerting me to these wondermous chattings.